March 26, 2014

Mouthwash is some disgusting shit

and other ramblings that happen in my head.

Hey pretty people, happy Humpday! I need to tell you about the awful (completely #firstworldproblem) experience I had earlier.

I brushed my teeth after the spaghetti I downed - at lightning speed - for supper. But the relentless spaghetti taste was still all over my mouth, gross. I searched for some mouth wash & remembered exactly why I never use the crap. I took a swig - immediately I was all ew ew ew. This is disgusting. I swished it for the time I took me to walk to my room from the bathroom & back - about 15 seconds bc my house is not that big & I began running bc I needed it to not be in my mouth any longer. I spat it out as quickly as possible & vowed to never use the disgusting shit again.

Now that that is out there for the world let's talk about other random things that probably couldn't hold their own as singular posts but compile nicely into a brain dump. Here's a look into what goes on in my mind during any random night. 

Some e card browsing:

So much yes. I do this. Do you?

Something that kind of {really} annoys me:
The phrase 20-somethings. I can't. I don't know why. There is no particular reason, I just try to ignore it when I see it on blogs I really like reading. Because that phrase - I just can't.

Another thing that really annoys me:
People that go to the gym and dick around in the middle of the machines on their phones. Seriously? Stop that. You're telling me that you are so important and needed {I knnnoooow you're not} that you can't put your phone in your bag up front for an hour? Because let's get real here. If you would stop screwing around on your phone, you would only be there for an hour.

Something that makes me happy:
Thin Mints - nuff said

I'm considering:
Joining a Bunco group. Not kidding here. A group of girls invited me & it sounds like a blast. 

Something else that makes me happy:
This has been my favorite Disney Pun for years. I LOVE IT! So happy it made the list. - 17

I want to do this, now. I'm cold & I miss my friends that I spend my beach time with. I also miss my tan. 

I hope you all are having a good week, I am! I just found out the Heaven is For Real is going to be coming out as a movie!! I am so excited! I read that book oh wow, I guess it was 2 years ago now. I was a senior in college. It was seriously life changing & you need to read it now. Seriously drop what you're reading & start that. I read it in 2 days. Yeah, it's that good. 

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