April 23, 2014

Shit I really suck at

Oh Wednesday. Hump Day.

I've been waiting for my studio to open for damn near a year now. It's finally getting close but still, it's been FOREVER! I've always known I'm not exactly a patient person but this has pretty well confirmed that I am the most impatient person on the face of the planet.

This confirmation kinda struck an idea to write about really simple things that I majorly suck at.

- Being patient
See opening paragraph


- Sugar coating things
I'm so blunt. I try my hardest not to be. It's just so hard because seriously sugar coated shit still taste like shit. Might as well throw it out there how it is. Like ripping a band-aid off, it stings like a biotch right then - but it's way better than trying to drag out the news.

- Being quite
I'm loud & obnoxious 95% of the time. I laugh at inappropriate times. I really don't have an inside voice.

- Sitting still
This is probably due largely in part to my caffeine intake & my sheer lack of patience

- Masking disgust
If you do something stupid around me you'll be able to tell I think it's dumb because of the look on my face. I usually can pull it together pretty quickly, but initially you're gonna get the wtf face. And I might actually say "What the f*ck"


- Sleeping
I just usually can't. It's not because I don't want to.

- Texting
So I texted you right back? You're lucky! I eventually text everyone back {most of the time} But sometimes I read it & mentally respond and then never actually respond whoops.

- Facebook Birthdays
So bad at writing on people's walls for their birthday, but dammit I expect you to write on mine for my birthday!!!!

- Dieting
I like tacos & alcohol see this post

So now that I've confessed all of these things I suck at I'm going to link up with Kathy over at Vodka & Soda.

What are your confessions? Are you bad at any of these things too? 

Have a great rest of the week y'all!

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