May 14, 2014

the hangover from HELL

literally hell.

As I'm writing this on Tuesday evening laying on my couch in my usual place I am still feeling like absolute shit from the weekend. But by God, I will make time to catch up with my bloggy buddies!!

Now, I know full well I deserve the way I feel. If you stopped by yesterday you read that I began drinking at 6am Thursday morning & didn't quit until the wee hours of the morning on Sunday. Well friends, I lied to you. It was unintentional & I apologize. I started drinking at about 6:30 Wednesday evening, slept about 4 hours & picked back up. Friday morning I woke up at 8 & was at it again. Saturday - same thing. To make sure I am 100% clear here - I felt FINE Thursday, Friday, & Saturday. This is absolutely due to still being a bit drunk from the night before. It's a marathon - not a sprint people. keep steady. 

Sunday I felt like complete & utter assbag. Yes, assbag. I went from soft surface to soft surface trying to find a comfortable place to sleep it off. Monday was not much better but I made to the gym to try & sweat out the whiskey, beer, & bad life choices. I can't decide if that was a good or bad choice. Tuesday same feeling. I drank more water & again went to the gym to sweat out the regret. And I'm pretty sure I surprised the trainer & my workout buddy that I didn't have to run to the bathroom to…. you know, puke. 

Now, on to the real point. I have a 100% definitive hangover cure that is guaranteed to work if put into action shortly after waking up after a night of heavy drinking. 5-8 Taco Bell tacos & a RT 44 diet coke.  This plan was absolutely not put into action on Sunday. Sunday would probably have been an 8 day. I need my tacos & diet coke. To be fair, I had a diet coke. But really, it's a two part cure. Only participating in one part will never work. It's like walking out of your house without pants on - it might seem like a good idea at the time but it's really not. Trust me. 

So if you're going to drink for upwards of 72+ hours in a row either
a) DON'T DO IT or
b) make sure you get those tacos & diet on the final day

Happy Hump Day my friends. I hope you have a fantastic day!! And I'm hoping that by the time you're reading this I'm feeling less like a big bag of ass. 
kisses & tootsie pops!

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